No wonder they pay so much to use jdate

« I can’t find boots that I like, » she whined. « They are either too hooker or ugly. »

« If boots don’t make a girl look like a hooker, then they are ugly, » he replied. « There’s a reason anything between calf and mid-thigh are called fuck-me boots. A hooker should be hotter and sexier than any girl you could see or meet at a bar, bar mitzvah, or social club. Otherwise, why pay? »

« I like that the choices are bar, bar mitzvah, and social club, » she observed.

Posted on 2008-01-01
Tags: umismu