The Dry Rub of Fatslaps

• 6 T brown sugar
• 1 T salt
• 1-2 T chili powder
• 1 tsp cayenne pepper
• 1 tsp paprika
• ½ tsp black pepper
• ½ tsp cumin
• ½ tsp oregano
• ½ tsp dry mustard

maybe ¼ tsp thyme

if you feel like Rachael Ray, add garlic powder or onion powder

maybe a different chile powder like ancho or something

taste and adjust, should be SALTY, sweet and hot in roughly equal parts