Another missed connection

To the person driving the black Acura SUV with the vanity plate ZEPHNET south on I-5 Saturday: HELLO. I COMPLETELY APPROVE OF YOUR LIFESTYLE CHOICES. PLEASE MAKE USE OF THE DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER NATIONAL SYSTEM OF INTERSTATE AND DEFENSE HIGHWAYS IN ANY MANNER YOU SEE FIT. IT IS YOUR RIGHT AS A PAYING TAXPAYER AND NO ONE SHOULD STIFLE YOUR CREATIVITY IN SUCH ENVIRONS.