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In the sack: Lemon

Wet: Citrus overload. The Colon Blow of Citrusland. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Dry down: Nothing? Could it be nothing? It's nothing.

The touch: Very slightly and pleasantly oily.

The feel: The false Capped are doing the Tripod Timewarp again and there is some clutching at Toys ’R Us.

The magic of our lives: A good start.

Final verdict: Repeatable.