Tee-hee-hee, laughed mouse. Hippo was not amused.

In the sack: Tang

Wet: Lemon-lime soda with a splash of Tang vomit

Dry down: OOS with eXtreme Ray of Prejudice

The touch: Sharp and pointy. Slightly oily. Perhaps not enough.

The feel: Oh my god, it's full of stars.

The magic of our lives: Ow, ow, ow.

Final verdict: What a lousy party.