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This is dedicated to Bruce. No, not that Bruce. I've changed some of the details, not to protect anyone from embarrassment, but to enhance humor value.

I started dating this guy from the Taco Bell. He said he was independently wealthy but he liked to work at Taco Bell for fun.

Six months later, I asked him why he kept borrowing money from me if he was so rich. He explained that all his money was tied up in an investment with his friend.

A year later I found out that he was married and had kids. I asked him why he lied to me, and he said that it was because he didn't want me to get the wrong idea. I said that that was unacceptable. So we transitioned our relationship into a friendship, and I kept having sex with him.

He said that he was thinking about trying to be a good husband and father, but I told him that that wasn't fair to his wife and kids. He called me his sexy girl.

He introduced me to his friend's wife. She said that she wasn't his friend's wife; she was his wife. He denied it. I asked him why he'd lie about his wife. He got mad and stormed off.

I wonder if he still loves me.