If this were San Francisco, they would gibber very differently

« I'm gonna be brave, » said the man in the striped Ralph Lauren shirt, as he cut into the bland and non-threatening grana padano.

« Every time you say “Anita”, I'm gonna say “hummer”. » the yuppie hipster chortled. « Anita Hummer! »

His aging female companion shoved him playfully.

« No musical chairs! » shouted the man in the striped Ralph Lauren shirt.

« Howdy, I'm Spike MacLure, » said the man claiming to be Spike MacLure.

« Yes, that's my real name, » said the man claiming to be Spike MacLure.

« It really is, » said the man claiming to be Spike MacLure.

« Let there be blue! » cackled the man in the striped Ralph Lauren shirt.

« I've got a backyard, » said the man claiming to be Spike MacLure.

« This is my house! » lied the man in the striped Ralph Lauren shirt.