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« If you ever had sex with a prostitute, I would lose all respect for you, » she said.

« There are lots of things you could do to make me lose all respect for you, » he replied.

« Like what? » she asked.

« If I told you, it would be like threatening you, » he answered.

« Oh, so I'm threatening you? Are you saying that sharing an innocuous observation like that is a threat? » she demanded.

« You, » I declared, « are a pair of manipulative cunts. »

« We weren't talking to you, » she countered.

Posted on 2005-12-19
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