He was trying to to get into her pants while her boyfriend was away. She was enjoying it.

He was over being inappropriately honest with someone else. She said to me, « I can't believe he's being so honest. I would totally be lying about it. » She was telling the truth.

I asked her if that was generally true about her. « In situations like this, » she said.

He finished his honesty and came over. She shared a theory about another liar. « I have Ethics, » he said, deceptively trying to seduce her.

Later she claimed that subjugating another human being is only unethical if it is done without transparency. I recall that her boyfriend is required to agree with her when she is present. When she is not present, he is free to share his true opinions.

I left the two of them alone to continue their barnyard dance.