1. Need Business Plan
    • Battle-tech Pod area (Partnership with Virtual World Pods will be cheaper)
    • Kids Party Area* (this where the money will be.
    • Tabletop game Area
    • Internet Gaming Area (Counter Strike, Unreal Toranment,Star Craft...)
    • Xbox Live Area
    • Free Wireless Internet
    • Food & Shop Area
    • larger Arcade areaneed more space for bigger cabenits or more Arcade Games
  2. Financial data on the current active business.
  3. Security
  4. Market data on the College Campus (Queens College and other nearby schools)*
  5. Kids Parties (I in a residential area), need someone experience planner for kids games) *
  6. Need a deal Whitestone Bakery near my house for birthday and party cakes.
Posted Sun 09 Aug 2009 05:43:53 PM EDT Tags: chairman darth kage retweet umismu

« I can't find boots that I like, » she whined. « They are either too hooker or ugly. »

« If boots don't make a girl look like a hooker, then they are ugly, » he replied. « There's a reason anything between calf and mid-thigh are called fuck-me boots. A hooker should be hotter and sexier than any girl you could see or meet at a bar, bar mitzvah, or social club. Otherwise, why pay? »

« I like that the choices are bar, bar mitzvah, and social club, » she observed.

Posted Tue 01 Jan 2008 10:33:25 PM EST Tags:

« As you know, » he said, « I am dating other women, but you are among the front-runners. »

« You have a month, » she retorted.

« A month‽‽ » he sputtered. « I only need like a day! »

Posted Mon 24 Dec 2007 10:52:58 PM EST Tags:

« Hmm.. me remete a um poema de Camões » he said. « Ainda se eu falasse a língua dos anjos.. não.. Ainda que eu falasse as línguas dos homens e dos anjos, e não tivesse amor, seria como o metal que soa ou como o sino que tine. »

« É um trecho da carta de São Paulo aos Coríntios » she said. « Ainda que eu falasse as línguas dos homens e dos anjos, e não tivesse amor, seria como o metal que soa ou como o sino que tine. »

« Um grupo musical pegou partes dessa carta de São Paulo e de um poema de Luis de Camões e usou como inspiração para sua canção » it said.

Posted Thu 29 Nov 2007 10:50:58 PM EST Tags:

« Uhh... I'm not looking at porn with you! » she said.

« What? Are you fucking kidding me? » I asked.

« Just wait. You can have it when I'm done, » she replied.

Posted Sun 24 Jun 2007 11:30:42 PM EDT Tags:

« I had a friend who had a friend who was at a party with Christopher Walken, » he said, « and he got creeped out when Walken apparently told him that “the best part about being Christopher Walken is you get to bang Natalie Wood in the ass”. »

« And then throw her over the side of a boat! » she said.

Posted Tue 22 May 2007 02:07:31 PM EDT Tags:

« My daughter used to be good friends with her daughter, but they stopped spending time together when her daughter started hanging out with a group of girls that was boy-crazy. All they ever wanted to do was talk about boys. What is she on, her sixth or seventh marriage now? » he said.

« My daughter's a slut. » she said.

« Whoa, that's a bit strong, » he said. « The old-timers would have called her a pincushion. »

Posted Thu 08 Feb 2007 02:24:05 PM EST Tags:

« She's an airy ho, » I observed.

« She's made of truffle froth, » he deduced.

« She doesn't look tasty, » I observed.

« Truffle froth is only good when paired with other things, » he explained, « like Jewel in a three-way. »

Posted Mon 01 Jan 2007 10:23:28 PM EST Tags:

« In America, men and women can be just friends, » she said.

« I wanna be an American, » he said.

« Yeah, right, » she said. « You'd fuck all your friends. »

Posted Thu 21 Dec 2006 08:35:06 PM EST Tags:

« Going down? » she asked.

« Yep, » I mumbled.

« Likin' the shirt? » he grunted.

« Yep, » I mumbled.

« What does it say? What is it‽ » she demanded.

« It's, uh.. it's an operating system, » he grunted.

« Oh, computer stuff, » she snorted.

Posted Sat 16 Dec 2006 06:59:49 PM EST Tags: