She was a thousand times better than her friend

I have learned over the years that any girl who follows me into the bathroom uninvited is trouble.

On certain occasions, they feel the need to show off a special ability or trick. The “I can stand up and pee in a urinal” theatrics were unimpressive the first time, and have gotten even more tedious as the decades fly by.

Just a few hours ago, a woman named after a stripper followed me into the fifth floor men's room of an office building I wasn't supposed to be in. She used a stall, and I'm pretty sure she sat down to perform her micturation.

As I dried my hands with a paper towel, she scoffed at me. « This is how girls dry their hands, » she said, and demonstrated how.

Now, I have observed people drying their hands for quite some time. I find that in general, people are fond of the towel (either cloth or paper), the air dryer, and the wiping one's hands on one's jeans. I have seen many a time the shaking and waving of one's hands in the air. I have seen these methods employed by both males and females alike.

Her method was a bit of a surprise.