Why NoTA is getting ranked first this year

<table> <tr> <td> Jeroen van Wifflepuck </td> <td> There are compromising pictures of this guy in carnal embrace with windmills. These could be very embarrassing if leaked to the press. We can't have a DPL that will embarrass us. We just can't. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> ‘R.E. “Jacks In” Pollack </td> <td> This guy is beholden to marmots. Lots and lots of marmots. Do you really want to empower a marmot rampage? </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Uncle Steve </td> <td> Charging money for T-shirts? What happened to the gift economy? All clothing should be <b>FREE</b>! Where's the love? </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Tony “Bob” Towns </td> <td> This guy can't decide whether or not his last name is Town or Town'S. Can you really trust someone who changes his name so casually? I don't think so. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Andreas Schuldei </td> <td> He and Ari are part of the same marmot cabal. If you can't trust one, can you trust the other? </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Yonah (Θεόδωρος) Walthère </td> <td> Quite, simply, this, guy, is, employed, by, <a href="http://www.canonical.org/">canonical.org</a>, to, make, us, all, look, silly. Vive le Rock. P.S., I think the syphilis is worsening. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Bill Allombert </td> <td> Did the Debian menu in ion3 become less fun to use? I blame this guy for some reason. </td> </tr> </table>