Another Halloween Sentence

So I'm walking along, singing “He Wants You” by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and some crackho drives by shrieking “Somebody Told Me” by The Killers and some schmuck in an ape mask grunts at me fiercely and I pass at least six unhappy little girls in similar little princess costumes and I see this girl sporting what I can only describe as, and this isn't entirely precise or accurate, a mohawk-mullet and I think to myself, « What would Romain Françoise say to that mohawk-mullet? »