Supersize me?

In general, I avoid (inter)national fast food chains. Prior to Friday, I hadn't been in a McDonald's since February 2005. I remember because of Ari's immemorable gesticulation and utterance.

It was somewhat of a shock then on Friday when I went to (and ate from) McDonald's, Burger King, and Taco Bell (in that order), all before dinner time.

In order to atone for this, I guzzled fresh fruit of the blackberry, plum, and apple varieties, and chased that down with some 餃子, 焼き鳥, 肉ジャガ, 八宝菜, お好み焼き, 豆腐, and, of course, fifteen pounds of 巻寿司.

I may have eaten even more on Saturday, and on Sunday my hands became once again stained with the sticky, sweet blood of the ovaries of the blackberry plant.

Bless you, ovaries. Blovaries.