In the sack: Mango vomit

Wet: That's right. Mango vomit

Dry down: Yes, yes, mango vomit

The touch: Slight greasiness

The feel: Little eddies. Dragons and a cloaked Death. The kissing of lips, the kissing of toes, the smelling of armpits, the coming to blows. The kissing of toes, the kissing of lips, the smelling of armpits, the coming to grips.

The magic of our lives: Must be a coincidence, but I don't see a gollywog on a pin.

Final verdict: Nah.