Streamlining the dog

In the sack: Talcum powder. No. Yes. No.

Wet: Cocoa butter and wet dog.

Dry down: Cocoa butter and vanilla.

The touch: Oily. Really oily.

The feel: A third of the way to channeling Tom Waits.

The magic of our lives: Moreso.

Final verdict: Maybe too oily. Not sure. Good thing this isn't final.