I failed this quiz

1. Whose grave have you always wanted to visit?
2. Why are there so many fat chicks at ren faires?
3. Is it more ethical to shop at WalMart or steal from WalMart?
4. Is there a book you have been trying to finish for years? If so, what is it, why can't you get through it, and why can't you give up on this book?
5. A ten-year-old child reading a comic book should be ________
6. What is your 怪癖?
7. Do you have a favorite country? Why?
8. Typical desert island stranding: what is your ideal rescue scenario?
9. Without googling, do you know for what Rhysling Awards are given?
10. How would you react to the following situation: You are walking down a quiet country road. Up ahead, lying in the dirt, is a little baby bird. Both its wings are broken. You have a hammer.

I'm told that the last question was plagiarized from The Doug Anthony All Stars.