An elephantesk-sized bag of scruples

All you silly people who think that AJ wants to release etch before it's ready because he's accepting bribes from large corporations, take note.

Sven has deduced that the DPL's underhanded politicking is actually intended to delay etch indefinitely.

Really, why would any corporation have any interest in Debian's release cycle? I can't possibly think of a single reason.