Next week: why everyone should go to tech shows topless

Kathy Sierra writes about how conference T-shirt distributors are not trying to make their attendees look sexy enough, by providing tees that attempt to hide breasts.

She doesn't mention underwear though, and this suffers from exactly the same problem. The free logo-branded boxers you get at these things are almost always poorly-made and ill-fitting. Why not provide Speedos or bikini bottoms or anything which will tightly-hug the pubic region and showcase one's junk? Does this guy want to hide his genitalia? No, he wants to strut, proud and trouserless, across the expo floor, knowing full well how much the conference organizers care about him.

Bless his courage and rejection of societal norms.