« My daughter used to be good friends with her daughter, but they stopped spending time together when her daughter started hanging out with a group of girls that was boy-crazy. All they ever wanted to do was talk about boys. What is she on, her sixth or seventh marriage now? » he said.

« My daughter's a slut. » she said.

« Whoa, that's a bit strong, » he said. « The old-timers would have called her a pincushion. »