In the sack: Tang
Wet: Lemon-lime soda with a splash of Tang vomit
Dry down: OOS with eXtreme Ray of Prejudice
The touch: Sharp and pointy. Slightly oily. Perhaps not enough.
The feel: Oh my god, it's full of stars.
The magic of our lives: Ow, ow, ow.
Final verdict: What a lousy party.
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