Now that I've almost caught up with life after an extended stint on the West Coast, it's time to play.

Like Gunnar, I acquired a Banana Pi courtesy of LeMaker.

My GuruPlug (courtesy me) and my Excito B3 (courtesy the lovely people at Tor) are giving me a bit of trouble in different ways, so my intent is to decommission and give away the GuruPlug and Excito B3, leaving my DreamPlug and the Banana Pi to provide the services currently performed by the GuruPlug, Excito B3, and DreamPlug.

The Banana Pi is presently running Bananian on a 32G SDHC (Class 10) card. This is close to wheezy, and appears to have a mostly-sane default configuration, but I am not going to trust some random software downloaded off the Internet on my home network, so I need to be able to run Debian on it instead.

My preliminary belief is that the two main obstacles are Linux and U-Boot. Bananian 14.09 comes with Linux 3.4.90+ #1 SMP PREEMPT Fri Sep 12 18:13:45 CEST 2014 armv7l GNU/Linux, whatever that is, and U-Boot SPL 2014.04-10694-g2ae8b32 (Sep 03 2014 - 20:53:14). I don't yet know what the status of mainline/Debian support is.

Someone gave me a wooden cigar box to use as a case, which is not working out quite as hoped. I also found that my hack to power a 3.5" SATA drive does not work, so I'll either need to hammer on that some more or resolve to use a 2.5" drive instead.

memory:

Mem:        993700      36632     957068          0       2248      11136
-/+ buffers/cache:      23248     970452
Swap:       524284       1336     522948

cpu:

Processor       : ARMv7 Processor rev 4 (v7l)
processor       : 0
BogoMIPS        : 1192.96

processor       : 1
BogoMIPS        : 1197.05

Features        : swp half thumb fastmult vfp edsp neon vfpv3 tls vfpv4 idiva idivt 
CPU implementer : 0x41
CPU architecture: 7
CPU variant     : 0x0
CPU part        : 0xc07
CPU revision    : 4

Hardware        : sun7i
Revision        : 0000
Serial          : 03c32de75055484880485278165166c9
Posted Sun Sep 28 17:16:58 2014 Tags: armhf bananapi debian

Normally I'm disgusted by fangirling of jwz, but it seems that he finally wrote something I like.

Posted Fri Aug 8 20:15:42 2014 Tags: jwz pinhead xscreensaver

For ages I've been advocating for the dissolution of the tech-ctte, one of the biggest bugs in the Constitution. However, for the longest time I was unable to suggest a suitable replacement; there will always be people whose characters are so flawed that they will appeal to authority as a matter of first recourse, and those people need some sort of forum within which to waste time.

Then the circus of #727708 came about, possibly the only useful thing the tech-ctte has ever done. Suddenly it became clear to me what would be a drastic improvement: replace the entire shitshow with a close analog of the Gowachin legal system from Frank Herbert's ConSentiency universe.

Sure, it wouldn't fix the structural problems of a self-selecting group, or the related problem of the wider community not understanding such basic concepts as nomocracy, conflicts of interest, separation of duties, separation of powers, accountability, responsibility, independence, oversight, due diligence, corruption, transparency, and egomania, but it would still be better in nearly every aspect.

Or maybe term-limit band-aids will magically fix everything.

Posted Mon May 26 17:11:16 2014 Tags: ctte gowachin

Jebediah boarded the airplane. It was a Bombardier CRJ900 with two turbofan jet engines. Run by SPARK, a subset of Ada. He sat down in his assigned seat and listened to the purser inform him that he was free to use his phone door-to-door on all Delta Connection flights. As long as the Airplane Mode was switched on. Jebediah knew that this was why Delta owned 49% of Virgin Atlantic.

On the plane ride, a woman in too much makeup asked Jebediah to get the man next to him so she could borrow his copy of the Economist. The man said she could keep it and that it was old. He had stubby little fingers. She was foreign.

At Terminal 2, they passed by Kids on the Fly, an exhibit of the Chicago Children's Museum at Chicago O'Hare International Airport. A play area. Jebediah thought of Dennis.

The Blue Line of the Chicago Transit Authority was disrupted by weekend construction, so they had to take a small detour through Wicker Park. Wicker Park is a neighborhood. In Chicago. Jebediah looked at Glazed & Infused Doughnuts. He wondered if they made doughnuts there. Because of the meeting, he knocked someone off a Divvy bike and pedaled it to the Loop.

The Berghoff was opened in 1898 by Herman Joseph Berghoff.

Once he got to the Berghoff, he got a table for seven on the west wall. He eyed the electrical outlet and groaned. He had brought 3 cigarette lighter adapters with him, but nothing to plug into an AC outlet. How would he charge his device? An older gentleman came in. And greeted him.

“Hello, I'm Detective Chief Inspector Detweiler. Did you bring the evidence?” Said the man.

Jebediah coughed and said that he had to go downstairs. He went downstairs and looked at the doors. He breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing the word “washroom” in print reminded him of his home state of Canada. Back at the table he opened a bag, glared angrily at a cigarette lighter adapter, and pulled out a Palm m125. Running Palm OS 4.0. He noticed a third person at the table. It was the ghost of Bob Ross.

“Меня зовут кайзер созей,” said the ghost of Bob Ross. It was good for him to communicate telepathically with Sarah Palin.

“This has eight megabytes of RAM,” Jebediah informed the newcomer. Bob Ross's ghost right-clicked on his face and rated him one star. Jebediah looked angrily at the AC outlet and fidgeted with two of his cigarette lighter adapters.

DCI Detweiler said, “I had a Handspring Visor Deluxe,” and pulled out a Samsung Galaxy Tab 3 8.0 eight-inch Android-based tablet computer running the Android 4.2.2 Jelly Bean operating system by Google. “This also has eight megabytes of RAM,” he continued. “As you requested, I brought the video of your nemesis at the Robie House.

Jebediah stared at the tablet. He could see a compressed video file, compressed with NetBSD compression and GNU encryption. It was on the tablet. “Some bridges you just don't cross,” he hissed.

Meanwhile, in Gloucestershire, someone who looked suspiciously like Bobby Rainsbury opened up a MacBook Air and typed in a three-digit passcode. Across the street a wall safe slid out of the wall. And dropped onto someone's head. She closed the laptop. And went to Dumfries.

Not far from the fallen safe, a group of men held a discussion.

FBI: Why are we here on this junket?

CIA: Where are we?

DIA: We're here.

JIA: This is confusing.

NSA: I have to get back to that place in Germany where I don't work.

ATF: We're talking about giant robots here, people.

EPA: Huh?

Part 2

AUD:USD 1.0645

donuts:dozen 12

Gold $1318.60

Giant robot spiders fought each other in a supermarket parking lot.

Detective Seabiscuit sucked on a throat lozenge. “Who are you again?” he asked the toll-booth operator.

“I said my name is Rogery Sterling,” replied the toll-booth operator.

“Rajry what?”

“I said my name is Rogery Sterling,” replied the toll-booth operator. Again.

“Where am I?”

“Look, I'm telling you that that murder you're investigating was caused by software bugs in the software.”

“Are we on a boat?”

“Look at the diagram. This agency paid money to introduce, quite deliberately, weaknesses in the security of this library, through this company here, and this company here.”

“Library, oh no. I have overdue fees.”

“And they're running a PR campaign to increase use of this library. Saying that the competing options are inferior. But don't worry, they're trying to undermine those too.”

Detective Seabiscuit wasn't listening. He had just remembered that he needed to stop by the Robie House.

Posted Wed Apr 23 01:59:43 2014 Tags:

Now that ZOMG has support for Opus, I find myself wondering how one does the equivalent of vorbisgain, preferably without floating-point.

Posted Wed Mar 26 03:36:53 2014 Tags: opus zomg

I vote for Martinique.

Posted Thu Feb 20 21:36:45 2014 Tags: youaskedforityougotit

An NSA employee reminded me that I've been on IRC for 20 years.

Posted Thu Feb 13 18:39:52 2014 Tags: irc
Total keys: 996
Key versions:
    996 4
Primary key pubkey algorithms:
    623 "DSA"
    373 "RSA"
Primary key pubkey sizes:
    624 1024
     27 2048
      2 3072
    340 4096
      2 8192
      1 10240
Total number of UIDs + UAts: 4394
Hash algorithm used for most recent self-sig:
      1 "RIPEMD160"
   3188 "SHA1"
   1041 "SHA256"
      1 "SHA384"
    163 "SHA512"
Judgment on preferred hash algorithms:
   1776 null
   2618 "weak hash with higher preference"
Judgment on expiration times:
     53 "expiration passed"
    111 "expiration too far in future"
   3887 "no expiration set"
    343 null

This was generated with debian-keyring 2013.12.13, hopenpgp-tools 0.4-1, jshon 20131010-3, and the following inefficient script:

#!/bin/zsh

infile=/usr/share/keyrings/debian-keyring.gpg
tempfile=$(mktemp)
trap 'rm ${tempfile}' EXIT

hokey lint --output-format JSON <${infile} >${tempfile}

print -n "Total keys: "
jshon -a -e keyFingerprint <${tempfile} | wc -l

print "Key versions: "
jshon -a -e keyVer -e val <${tempfile} | sort | uniq -c

print "Primary key pubkey algorithms: "
jshon -a -e keyAlgorithmAndSize -e pubkeyalgo -e val <${tempfile} | sort | uniq -c

print "Primary key pubkey sizes: "
jshon -a -e keyAlgorithmAndSize -e pubkeysize -e val <${tempfile} | sort -n | uniq -c

print -n "Total number of UIDs + UAts: "
jshon -a -e keyUIDsAndUAts -k <${tempfile} | wc -l

print "Hash algorithm used for most recent self-sig: "
jshon -a -e keyUIDsAndUAts -a -e uidSelfSigHashAlgorithms -a -e val <${tempfile} | sort | uniq -c

print "Judgment on preferred hash algorithms: "
jshon -a -e keyUIDsAndUAts -a -e uidPreferredHashAlgorithms -a -e explanation <${tempfile} | sort | uniq -c

print "Judgment on expiration times: "
jshon -a -e keyUIDsAndUAts -a -e uidKeyExpirationTimes -a -e explanation <${tempfile} | sort | uniq -c

This represents incorrect handling of revoked UIDs and user attributes, and possibly unknown bugs. "Judgments" are based on this document and are not generalized per key.

Posted Wed Jan 22 17:03:09 2014 Tags: debian hopenpgp jshon keyring

As I watch my friends and enemies rush to make their 501(c)3-qualified donations before midnight, I think to ask, “What if, instead of giving to these fat, corrupt organizations that are rolling in money and waste most of it, you gave to the FSF, the SFLC, or the Tor project?”

Posted Tue Dec 31 18:58:01 2013 Tags: charity donation tax

Nema nože

Posted Thu Dec 26 23:11:48 2013 Tags: ajvar cevapi sneg