In the sack: Fruit roll-up hand cream.

Wet: Sweet strawberry candy. Not strawberry or sweet or candy though. But.. informer? boom boom? down? what?

Dry down: I couldn't care less.

The touch: On the cusp of being too oily.

The feel: Two-thirds of the way to Bill Withers on morphine.

The magic of our lives: In the same dimension.

Final verdict: This one's the best.