L'Endo writes

эта планета заставлает мена потет

Puns of a jovial nature aside, you need to control your crapulence. I note your eagerness to tumefy even while suspended in time. There's a budgerigar with your name on it. Kool Keith wants you to get off his elevator.

I know for certain, goodbye is a crime. The proverbial ball is in your “court”. Pip, pip, and cheerio.