I spout ignorant and antagonistic tripe on mailing lists. I tell people how they ought to behave. I vote, and I make, on average, fewer than two package uploads per year, but I feel that I am respected and admired enough for my opinions to not require any real contributions to back me up.

Who am I?

Biella, you ingrate, just be thankful you don't live in one of those commie countries with socialized medicine. Those people have to wait in line for 3 months before they can get triaged at the ER, and then receive second-class organs while the corrupt party leaders buy up the delicious prime organs on the black market.

Surely we wouldn't want to give up our current system when it works so much better than that.

You will now submit to our will and abuse and you will pay us for it.

Be happy that it's cheaper than a dominatrix.

« Uhh... I'm not looking at porn with you! » she said.

« What? Are you fucking kidding me? » I asked.

« Just wait. You can have it when I'm done, » she replied.