« I am from Japan, » she confessed.

I smiled and nodded.

« I am here... uh... sightseeing, » she claimed.

I smiled and nodded.

She handed me a pamphlet about reading the Bible. « When you open the window, you let fresh air in, » she continued.

I smiled and nodded.

« When you open your mind, you let in ノリジ, » she concluded.

« Oh, yes, » I said.

« Knowledge, » she said. I smiled and nodded.

« Oh, you don't speak English, huh? » he shrieked. « I bet you ordered that pizza in Chinese. Don't they speak English in China or Korea? »